i went to my parents house like 3 days ago to pick up some mail i had annnnndddd there was fuckin
a fishtank/crabtank/aquatic and semi aquatic animal tank with, at first glance, nothing in it, but when i looked again
TADPOLES. FUCKIN. OK????
and i just called my madre right meow to ask what shes doing for motharz day and she is drunk and rowdy and first decided to rag on me because everytime shes called me the past couple of days i either have had my phone off or my music too loud so i cant hear it ringalinging, and she thought i was rejecting her phone calls
“I CALLED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL I THOUGHT YOU ‘FUCK YOU’D’ ME!!!!! THERE IS A WHOLE TADPOLE FUCKIN… STORY AND YOU MISSED OUT ON IT”